Much to my horror, I've today realised that I haven't thanked the good people at Cactus TV for all the work they've put in over the last twelve months, making the show the success it is. I've hastily dispatched the following email to them, along with my official Christmas card.Hi Guys!
Many years ago, a star shone brightly over Romford, East London, and a baby boy was born. That child grew up and, yay, how the people loved him! Well now that boy is a man and he wants to wish you all a very merry Christmas.
Speaking for all of us at ‘The Richard Madeley Appreciation Society’, I just wanted to say that ‘The Richard&Judy Show’ is a success because of the little people. And by little people, I don’t mean nanuses.* I mean you guys at Cactus TV. You are the people who put the shows together and it wouldn’t be the same without your input.
So, have a great holiday and a spirited New Year,
Hugs, squiggles, and kisses,
Dick
* I don’t mean to jump to any conclusions. If you do employ any people of diminutive size, then it’s quite clear that they also contribute to your much deserved success. Granted, they probably don’t do any heavy lifting work, like shifting scenery or moving the sofa, but I’m sure they do work that’s commensurable with their size and I would want to send them my suitably proportioned best wishes for the festive season.
6 comments:
This has left me in a fit of giggles... great Christmas card :)
Nice to see you give the small people a "Big Up" Dick.
Never forget that "good things come in small packages".
Bertas, I'm glad you like it, though, as yet, I've not had a reply from the people at Cactus TV. I thought they might have wished us a Happy Christmas too.
Titch, I'm sure there's something filthy meant by that but I prefer to not know what it is.
I am sure that the people at Cactus are giving your best wishes the respect they deserve.
You are a sweet, sweet man.
Missy M, do I detect a note of sarcasm? I'd be thrilled if I were working in an office days before Christmas and received such a generous email and such a stonkingly good card. I would think a 'best wishes' was the least I could expect.
Oh, what a pretty card -hehe.
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