1001 Ways To Make Richard Fret

Number 927: send him a bill for $598 for hosting his various websites for the next two years. This isn't so much a worry since I don't have $598. It's just annoying. Dozens of websites will suddenly disappear and nobody will understand why...

Number 928: ensure that Barclaycard’s online payment system hasn't worked since he was last paid, just to be sure that he now begins to panic about late fines.

Number 929: lock him away in an office, alone, for eight hours, just so his worry and paranoia are that much more pronounced.