Traffic is so low that I'm trying to cater to every single one of you visiting the site tonight. For the person visiting from Virginia, USA, I believe you're looking for a picture of Mickey Rooney smoking a pipe. Luckily, I happened to have one sitting around.
Come back again, you hear?
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Well I was not looking for a picture of Mr Rooney doing anything - he is a horrible little man. I was wondering if you had had any further news from Mr Oddie about the apology?
I liked the feeling of being indulged, especially by a man whose politeness approaches perfection. So I should be very glad to know, Richard, if you happen to have a picture of Gordon Brown snorting coke of a hooker’s ass?
Mutley, do I detect some hidden affront? What's Mickey done to you? Did he offer to marry you but didn't turn up at the church? I know how bad that feels. He's done it to me too. And don't you know that Oddie never apologises for anything?
Selena, I do have that photo but you don't honestly think I'd post it here, do you? It's worth a fortune and I'm waiting for the right moment to sell it to the papers.
Virginia you say. I threw away my 'I Heart Rooney' t-shirts a long time ago, can't be me then. Richard, you weren't the one that googled for 'handmade arran cardigans' and clicked on my site were you? Just wondering.
Thanks 1st Lady, Judy tells me that you've just ruined my Christmas present. You see, Judy often uses this computer and had spent weeks finding the right handmade arran cardigan for me. Alas, the surprise is ruined!
Best to assume any viewer from Virginia is CIA. They're probably looking for explosive cigars to whack Castro (again).
Ooops sorry - this is not for me - I was actually looking for a 'pot smoking Rooney'.
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