Why have you done this? It is disturbing and wrong. Why does the little black child have a white foot? What has happened to your legs, and your hair?? Stop it, please, before Madonna gets to hear of it.
1. I thought it a good idea. 2. Yes, disturbing and wrong and therefore a good reason to do it. 3. I hadn't noticed the foot. I will now worry about it almost as much as I'm worrying about the Sea of Galilee. 4. It's called a makeover. It's the new me. 5. I don't think Madonna would look this good topless but she's welcome to try. 6. Yes, that foot is definitely wrong. I seem to recollect another baby. Perhaps I'm sitting on it.
A magnificent piece of modern photography, poppet! Those star jumps you've been doing behind camera have certainly worked. You have the body of Michelangelo's David with pants on. You will most certainly be hung ... i think in one's study where one needs such a heavenly guardian looking down on one.
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Why have you done this? It is disturbing and wrong. Why does the little black child have a white foot? What has happened to your legs, and your hair?? Stop it, please, before Madonna gets to hear of it.
1. I thought it a good idea.
2. Yes, disturbing and wrong and therefore a good reason to do it.
3. I hadn't noticed the foot. I will now worry about it almost as much as I'm worrying about the Sea of Galilee.
4. It's called a makeover. It's the new me.
5. I don't think Madonna would look this good topless but she's welcome to try.
6. Yes, that foot is definitely wrong. I seem to recollect another baby. Perhaps I'm sitting on it.
A magnificent piece of modern photography, poppet! Those star jumps you've been doing behind camera have certainly worked. You have the body of Michelangelo's David with pants on.
You will most certainly be hung ... i think in one's study where one needs such a heavenly guardian looking down on one.
DCG x
OMG - I can't even look at it now with the white foot spectacle!!! Lola, you have ruined a beautiful picture for me :(
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