Hugely exhausted tonight but I have time for a quick 'shoutout' to the person who came to the Appreciation Society by typing the phrase 'I love Richard Madeley' into Google.
Hey! Love you too, sweetheart. And just for you, I'm putting on my Bagpuss hat...
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Dear Uncle Dick,
I know I haven't written to you for a while, but even when we are so far apart I still think about you often. This picture of the Bagpuss Hat reminds me of all the reasons why. And I just wanted you to know that I simply can't understand why you aren't far more - EVEN more - rich, famous and acclaimed than you already are.
Love,
your virtual niece (that's "virtual" as in "virtually undetectable"), Ms B
Ah, poppet! one can imagine the whole nation, at some point, has typed, written, scribbled or thought those very four words. 'I Love Richard Madeley'? ... one could do nothing else but, dear.
Crusty x
I hope this person really does love you, Uncle Dick, because "I'm putting on my Bagpuss hat" sounds like the most alarming sexual metaphor ever.
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