The Richard Madeley Appreciation Society: An Onion

Tuesday, 4 August 2009

An Onion

6 comments:

RasberrySmile said...: Never have I seen such a captivating picture of an onion Uncle Dick.

It's strangely perfect in a way only onions can be.

Wonderful! :)

x; 4 August 2009 at 19:08
Carla Jayne said...: That is one Photoshopped looking onion. Tasty ;); 4 August 2009 at 19:10
Uncle Dick Madeley said...: Can I thank you both for your kind comments.

RasberrySmile, I was struck by the perfection of this onion. So much so, I thought it didn't need words to explain why I wanted to post it. Glad you share my excitement.

Carla Jayne, no, no! This onion has not been Photoshopped. What kind of man do you think I am, to try to deceive people like that?; 4 August 2009 at 19:13
@LucySofiano said...: Clearly Uncle Dick this evening you are dazzling us misty eyed mere mortals with The Onion (or the stripper of metaphors) - teasing us with layer upon layer of mystique with no certain end. The truth is yet to be revealed as to whether you have a sweet heart or a rotten telly person's centre.
I await with baited breath your blog and Twitter feeds (especially as daytime TV has left the screens til the autumn) xxxx; 4 August 2009 at 20:01
DeskDiva said...: *sheds a tear for the perfect onion*; 4 August 2009 at 22:01
Uncle Dick Madeley said...: @LucySofiano, the onion was a puzzle wrapped in enigma bundled in a flaking outer skin. The truth is that I have a very tender heart, which I just happen to protect with the outward demeanour of a bully, certain to make you cry. Grrrrr... Fear me! Grrrr...

DeskDiva, I hear you. It is such a perfect onion, though I wish it were the mighty red. As I've said many times, the red is surely the king of all the onions.; 5 August 2009 at 11:54

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