Sunday 6 January 2008

Two Rectums Spotted

And by that I don't mean 'spotted' as in 'heavily pimpled'. Though, who knows? A person with three buttocks would surely suffer more 'anal acne' than a person with the normal two.

What I meant to say is that the last hour has seen Yahoo! hit hard by searches for 'two rectums'.

(To my very many new readers, I should explain that, for some unknown reason, this blog has become the world authority of 'duel rectum syndrome'. I currently top both Google and sit in second place on Yahoo! for the phrase 'two rectums'.)

In the morning, I intend to get my team of researchers trying to contact the person from Huntington Beach, California who got here with the search term: 'I have two rectums'. There has to be a medical explanation.

3 comments:

AxmxZ said...

I thought you were joking until I tried it. Holy crap crap.

I've heard of dual vaginas (don't ask), but dual rectums?.. Food must take extra-long to pass through such a tract, what with having to decide which way to go. It's like the paradox of Buridan's ass, if it were two asses.

(I'm here all week.)

James Higham said...

Do you mind? I'm in he middle of Sunday lunch.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but this has left me in a helpless fit of giggles... :) And I thought I had some weird keyword searches... I will have to ask my friend the doctor about it... given he is not a proctologist (he is a gyno) but still...
And Richard thanks for the mention, that was utterly sweet of you :)