And by that I don't mean 'spotted' as in 'heavily pimpled'. Though, who knows? A person with three buttocks would surely suffer more 'anal acne' than a person with the normal two.
What I meant to say is that the last hour has seen Yahoo! hit hard by searches for 'two rectums'.
(To my very many new readers, I should explain that, for some unknown reason, this blog has become the world authority of 'duel rectum syndrome'. I currently top both Google and sit in second place on Yahoo! for the phrase 'two rectums'.)
In the morning, I intend to get my team of researchers trying to contact the person from Huntington Beach, California who got here with the search term: 'I have two rectums'. There has to be a medical explanation.