For the person in London currently searching Google for 'How big is Vanessa Feltz's cleavage', I can end your quest right here.
It's big. Bigger than even your 1280x1024 desktop resolution could handle. I mean it's really, really big.
I wish you well and hope I answered your question. I now feel that my afternoon, spent fruitlessly looking for a post-Channel 4 job, has not been totally wasted.
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I've heard that Vanessa Feltz's cleavage isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Having been on the wrong end of it on a number of occasions, I can only say that it's as potent as it ever was. Despite my ongoing feud with her, I can still say that she's a fine figure of a woman and make no mistake.
Big cleavage impairs the hearing.
Bretwalda, that's a very unethical thing you're saying. I demand that you stop spreading these anti-cleavage lies. The only way your hearing would be impaired would be if you head was between... oh... I see.
Right.
so exactly what is vanessa breast size
I think she has amazing tits
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