Thursday 3 January 2008

How Did Chuck Norris and His Wife Meet?

To the person in Oklahoma who came here after asking Google 'how did Chuck Norris and his wife meet', I have your answer...

It was 1993 and Chuck was fighting Henry 'Buster' Davenport in an exhibition match in Toronto, Canada. Half way through the fight, Chuck caught a roundhouse kick to his face which caused him to bite his tongue due to loose fitting dentures. The fight was immediately stopped while medics attended to Chuck. The young nurse who treated him was his future wife. They have been inseparable ever since and Chuck always jokes that finding his wife was well worth losing the last quarter of an inch of his tongue.

I'm always happy to help my friends across the sea. Happy New Year.

2 comments:

AxmxZ said...

Did you know that when Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down?

Uncle Dick Madeley said...

That's Huckabee spin, isn't it? Actually, when Chuck Norris does a pushup, he's actually readjusting the lie of his dentures. Now that's a certified Norris fact.