Sunday 10 February 2008

The Week Ahead

As you might have noticed: it's Sunday and I'm still in a sombre mood after a tiring week behind the scenes of both the blog and TV show. You'll just have to excuse my lack of fizz today in the knowledge that I've got something a little special to post tomorrow when another of my regular guests will take over for the day with a feature article. I can't say too much about it as the man has yet to submit the final piece, but I'm sure it will live up to the usual high journalistic standards I expect for contributors to this blog. I've also decided that Dennis will have another attempt at writing for the blog towards the end of the week and I can promise that there will be no mentions of either darts or Peter Manley. I can also state with confidence that this week, The Richard Madeley Appreciation Society will be a stump free zone, so, please, no more letters of complaint...

If there are any other celebrity friends you think I should ask to write for me, you should really suggest them in the comments and I'll see what I can do. Not all agents are willing to put my requests through to their clients, but I know a few celebrities personally and might be able to offer them ten minutes on the show in exchange for a couple of thousand words.

Which reminds me to tell you to watch out for the announcement this week that we've got a few big guests coming on the Channel 4 show. He's not yet been confirmed by we're hopefully getting Oscar hopeful, Daniel Day Lewis, into the studio to give us some cobbling tips, while later in the week Johnny Depp will be in to teach Judy the Hollywood secrets of how to clean mildew from between bathroom tiles.

As you can see, guys, it's going to be an exciting few days.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fantastic news. Random links to Stephen's blog are always welcome but to have him contribute to the blog is a special thing indeed.

My mother is very interested to see Mr Depp on the programme as the bathroom could do with a clean so all tips are welcomed. Perhaps you could try and persuade him to contribute a "Johnny Depp's Handy-man Tips & Tricks" entry to the blog?

Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

Letme etc, I'm not Johnny Depp, however I'm a bit of a Domestos Goddess (when the mood takes me :) and I do enjoy watching Kim and Aggy and one thing I have learned is that you can clean any grubby bathroom with vinegar (mix water and vinegar in a spray bottle, spray the grubby area, let it sit for about 10 minutes and scrub - that should do it)...
Oh Richard does that mean you sorry mr. Fry will write something? :) Ah that will be lovely... yay!
Its great you will have Daniel Day Lewis on your show, heard quite a nasty rumor about him a while back (it was not a rumor actually but a fact) however since I like him I wont tell you what it is so you dont ask him inappropriate questions :)

Lola said...

Celebrity friends to guest next week, that's easy:
- AxmxZ
- Bertas
- Selena Dreamy (but she uses words I don't understand so you'd have to be strict with your editing)
- Mutleythedog (who isn't a dog)
- The Twitch
- I like Johnny Depp A LOT so that would be good too, especially if he mentions me.

James Higham said...

Gripping the edge of my seat.

Anonymous said...

Lola

Lola said...

{Swoons}

Anonymous said...

Bertas, a Domestos Goddess you may well be but the vinegar mix worked well and will put to good use on future occasions.

It did make me crave a packet of crisps though.