Thursday, 14 February 2008

Be My Valentine...




28 comments:

bertas said...

I think I have been left speechless for 2nd or 3rd time in my life... have you spent all afternoon tinkering with Photoshop Richard old chum? :PPPPP :)

Richard Madeley said...

Excuse me, Bertas, but I've not been tinkering with anything other than my camera and some bed clothes. I wanted to surprise you all with a sexy candid picture on this special day.

Does this mean you won't be my Valentine?

josephine said...

haha! love it!

Richard Madeley said...

Josephine, will you be my Josephine? I'll invade Russia for you in the cold months before I meet my Waterloo.

m-alice said...

" I'll invade Russia for you" ...ooops )

and if some Russian girl decides to be your Velentine what you'll do? :))

Lola said...

When you said you were going to do a Valentine blog, I had no idea this is what you had in mind. I wouldn't have mentioned it if I'd known. Made me emit an involuntary guffaw though.

Now go and do your shirt up, you'll catch your death, it's February not August. And before you ask, no I won't be your Valentine. I'm going to ask The Depp.

lee said...

The sheets on that bed look very expensive.I'm interested in them.

bertas said...

Oh it is very nice of you to ask Richard, but I'm afraid I have already agreed to oblige Mr. Fry's request :) You know I find him deliciously irresistible :)
So I'd listen to what Lola said, cover yourself man flu is doing the rounds... :)

The Depp said...

Lola

The Depp said...

I love saying Lola

Richard Madeley said...

M-Alice, I'd still invade Russia but it would be a campaign set on conquest...

Lola, I'm now buttoned up and wearing something fleecy. Honestly. Aren't we men supposed to be a bit frisky on a night like tonight?

Lee, satin. Very expensive. They are also scented with my musk, which is also very expensive.

Bertas, damn that Fry. Must he take you all away from me? That's the problem. Nobody loves me for myself and this adorable body...

The Depp, I think you sound remarkably like The Twitch, nee The Titch. I want proof that you're really Johnny.

AxmxZ said...

Looking good, Dickie!

Jonesing said...

Ding dong! Hello hot stuff! Awesome areolae.

okbye said...

My Valentine's Day gift to you Richard is I am going to believe you when you say that photo is not photoshopped ;)
Looking good!

Claudia said...

well that was completely unexpected

Lola said...

{Swoons again}
(Richard: could you get a phone number or something - I don't even mind if it's an imposter, it's that voice, oh that lovely voice)

lee said...

I had to come back and have another look, such is the allure of the photo.

a-grayson said...

Russian girls wait for you ;)

But I wonder why this post tagged "Stephen Fry" :-D

mutleythedog said...

Has anyone mentioned your sexy erect nipples yet? I could rub some wintergreen cream on them and watch the results with fascination....

Richard Madeley said...

Ax, I am looking good. I think it's the slight smear of Vaseline on the camera that's softened my rugged good looks.

Jonesing, ding dong back at you. I do like a person who appreciates Leslie Phillips. Do you wear a cravat and blazer? Please say yes.

Okbye, honestly, it's not Photoshopped. I wouldn't even know how to do it or have somebody who could do it for me. Even Dennis doesn't know how to use it.

Claudia, unexpected but I hope not unwelcome.

Lola, I've emailed you my private number. Call rates at £1.50 per minute.

Lee, I know. Gorgeous, aren't I?

A-Grayson, well I was wondering how long it would be before somebody spotted my deliberate mistake. It's got nothing to do with my asking Stephen to be my Valentine. Honestly it hasn't. I meant to type 'Bill Oddie'.

Mutley, that suggestion is disturbing on many many levels. And my nipples aren't erect. They are merely pert.

Mopsa said...

Dickie - the very least you could have done was wash those sheets first. Stop laying about and help poor old Judy down in the laundry room.

Big Chip Dale said...

Bloody disgusting, Madeley. Put your clothes on. You're a disgrace to we men who take our clothes off for a living.

Lola said...

Not your private number, you imbecile, The Depp's!

Richard Madeley said...

Mopsa, they sheets are clean. We changed them last month.

Chip, good to see you back. Are you stripping again? How's the thong?

Lola, are you sure you want to ask the Depp for his number. I have a feeling it might be The Twitch/The Titch in disguise. I could ask Chip Dale to send you his number. He's the closest thing to a gigolo we have around here.

lady thinker said...

Panting sighs ....

Richard Madeley said...

Lady Thinker, I'm just glad I kept my pants on.

25 comments already just for one photo of me sprawled across the bed! I can see that I should give up writing blog posts and just publish a vaguely sexy picture of myself every day.

AxmxZ said...

Invite Stephen along for some of those photo sessions and watch your traffic erupt. XD

jonesing said...

Dicky boy, I am tweed through & through right down to my very 'thwong'. Woof.