As you might have noticed: it's Sunday and I'm still in a sombre mood after a tiring week behind the scenes of both the blog and TV show. You'll just have to excuse my lack of fizz today in the knowledge that I've got something a little special to post tomorrow when another of my regular guests will take over for the day with a feature article. I can't say too much about it as the man has yet to submit the final piece, but I'm sure it will live up to the usual high journalistic standards I expect for contributors to this blog. I've also decided that Dennis will have another attempt at writing for the blog towards the end of the week and I can promise that there will be no mentions of either darts or Peter Manley. I can also state with confidence that this week, The Richard Madeley Appreciation Society will be a stump free zone, so, please, no more letters of complaint...
If there are any other celebrity friends you think I should ask to write for me, you should really suggest them in the comments and I'll see what I can do. Not all agents are willing to put my requests through to their clients, but I know a few celebrities personally and might be able to offer them ten minutes on the show in exchange for a couple of thousand words.
Which reminds me to tell you to watch out for the announcement this week that we've got a few big guests coming on the Channel 4 show. He's not yet been confirmed by we're hopefully getting Oscar hopeful, Daniel Day Lewis, into the studio to give us some cobbling tips, while later in the week Johnny Depp will be in to teach Judy the Hollywood secrets of how to clean mildew from between bathroom tiles.
As you can see, guys, it's going to be an exciting few days.