My DNA Research

Just a quick update while Judy’s out cleaning the windows. I was speaking to my old friend Professor Heinz Woolf the other day about new ways to genetically alter DNA. I was telling that I was sure there would be a way to cross a traffic warden with a bumble bee. He was quite skeptical at first until I showed him my figures and then he just got very excited. I could barely settle the little fellow down.

Anyway, today’s fact: did you know that human beings are 92% water and 2% chip fat? It's a recorded fact. Amazing what I know.