I want to write a quick response to the person in the US currently browsing this site at twenty one minutes past midnight (London time). They arrived here from Google asking 'can you have 2 rectums'.
My expert response is this question is: yes. Yes, you can have two rectums. It does, however, mean that you'll probably also have three buttocks.
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One of them isn't enough?
Speaking for myself, I sometimes find one to be too much. However, I can't speak for every reader of this blog. I like to think that I cater to all, even those with a surplus of rectums.
And if you've got three buttocks, you end up in a Monty Python sketch...
You are a deeply insightful man Madeley. The world opens wide to receive your wisdom.
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