Wednesday 28 November 2007

Can You Have Two Rectums?

I want to write a quick response to the person in the US currently browsing this site at twenty one minutes past midnight (London time). They arrived here from Google asking 'can you have 2 rectums'.

My expert response is this question is: yes. Yes, you can have two rectums. It does, however, mean that you'll probably also have three buttocks.

4 comments:

lee said...

One of them isn't enough?

Uncle Dick Madeley said...

Speaking for myself, I sometimes find one to be too much. However, I can't speak for every reader of this blog. I like to think that I cater to all, even those with a surplus of rectums.

Smoke said...

And if you've got three buttocks, you end up in a Monty Python sketch...

Anonymous said...

You are a deeply insightful man Madeley. The world opens wide to receive your wisdom.