Thursday 29 November 2007

Dual Rectum Syndrome: A Considered Response

Since the last update, five minutes ago, I’ve had three more visitors looking for details on the practical problems of having two rectums. These are clearly not the same people, coming from various places across the US. It is leading me to now think that I’ve cornered the market on Google for searches to do with this most interesting medical condition.

To all you Americans wanting to know about having two rectums, I believe this is the place to be. I’ll have to see if I can get our team of researchers to find somebody who actually does have two rectums so I can interview them for you. Perhaps it could lead to the establishment of a society and we’d have conferences each year to discuss life with DRS, or dual-rectum syndrome. In fact, we’d hold it twice a year. Then it would be a biannual bi-anal bash. Bum bum...

4 comments:

lee said...

Oh my goodness, tried it and sure enough this blog comes up on top of the list.Not sure what is more disturbing -that fact or that people would google that in the first place . Or that I've become addicted to reading here and had to try it for self. All rather disturbing. Would bet money that ethel has googled it as well. But will she confess to it? ;).

James Higham said...

Which one would you use - the left or the right?

lee said...

What would be wrong with using both at the same time -double barrel.

Uncle Dick Madeley said...

Lee, I know. It's so odd to allow yourself to be led by what people search for. I've honestly no idea why about would search for this but, I guess, there's a market that needs exploiting. I'll have to research it some more.

Lord James-River, I believe they're like nostrils. They alternate every few hours.

Lee, LOL. Terrible though also terribly funny.