Thursday, 22 May 2008

Today On The Train...

I sat next to a fat man with tic-tacs.

4 comments:

okbye said...

But did you grab his leg?

Lola said...

The Twitch is going to ask about his boobs... sigh

Tit Twitcher said...

I was going to ask if he was wearing red stillettos & suspenders but since Lola has so kindly prompted me.....Dick did Tic Tac man have a nice pair of man mammaries Dick?

Richard Madeley said...

Okbye, I didn't grab his leg. It was hidden beneath a pendulous belly. The way his body rubbed against mine was disturbing enough.

Lola, I fear you make these things happen.

And, Lola, it came to pass, the Twitch came forth and asked about moobs. Two of them, Twitch, and, coincidentally, hidden beneath a shirt that read 'They call me The Twitch'.