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About Richard
An acknowledged expert on every subject, Richard was the host of the UK’s most popular tea-time talk show before he propelled satellite TV into a new era with his show on 'Watch'. Sadly, that era was akin to the 'Dark Ages' but with lower viewing figures. He now divides his time between radio and voice-over work for a range of high performance mobility scooters. His hobbies include skiing, water sports, breaking endurance records, and creating world-shattering inventions in his garden shed.
Richard's dislikes are many and include squirrels, tap dancers, turnips, rosy cheeked farmers, hostage situations, El Greco, Bulgaria, Tony Robinson, ear wax, the word ‘humungous’, Tetley tea bags, North Korea, Eric Clapton, suffragettes, mimosa, beard trimmers, duck tape, manilla envelopes, and 60s pop sensation Lulu.
He lives in London with his wife Judy.
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Richard's dislikes are many and include squirrels, tap dancers, turnips, rosy cheeked farmers, hostage situations, El Greco, Bulgaria, Tony Robinson, ear wax, the word ‘humungous’, Tetley tea bags, North Korea, Eric Clapton, suffragettes, mimosa, beard trimmers, duck tape, manilla envelopes, and 60s pop sensation Lulu.
He lives in London with his wife Judy.
Click here to see my profile
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6 comments:
lol
Where do you find the time to manipulate all these images you use in your blog?
Please don't tell us you are also a genius with Photoshop!
I'm a genius with Photoshop.
Good heavens - but why ginger mustache? :)
How are you my dear?
Hello Bertas. Long time no speak, etc.
Oh, I'm plodding along. Some days I'm up. Some days I'm down. Some days, up in the AM, down in the PM. Other days... well you get the picture. How are you? How goes it in the world of Stephen Fry Appreciation?
pancakes: cakes like a pan, pan like a cake.
Wise words, indeed Camera Fibs Daily. In fact, they are words I repeated to Judy only two moments ago and she nodded her head sagely. 'We should all remember those words,' she said as she flicked her wrist and sent a nineteenth pancake up to the ceiling where it stuck.
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