Tuesday 7 October 2008

Watch Me!

Well, tonight’s the night! I hope you’ve all had your satellites installed, your dishes aligned, your fibre optics buried. Judy has taken her best knees out of storage and expects the evening to be a huge success. As for the humblest man in the room: I’ve memorised a thousand new facts and had my tonsils scraped for the occasion. I fully expect to regale David Walliams with trivia as exciting as the fact that the Ancient Egyptians invented yogurt and that sardines are the national fish of the Netherlands.

Remember to watch Watch at 8pm tonight. If you like shiny knees and polished tonsils, you will not be disappointed.

6 comments:

okbye said...

Oooh, I love shiny knees. Can't wait.

Break a leg!

Anonymous said...

Dicky - you did so well! Apart from mumbling a few words as usual and being brought up by the horrid Walliams character about suggesting he's in a new Pinter play. Obviously you meant a new production of a Pinter play. You must be very annoyed the Watch continuity announcer drowned out your plug for your own website. But, all in all, a reasonable foray into primetime. Hope you're happy and now enjoying a chilled glass of wine in the green room.

okbye said...

Shiny knees and polished tonsils abound! I just watched it, great job. David Walliams didn't seem peeved about the Pinter thing but he did step on your dress joke. Bad guest! Poor Rufus, he looked terrified. I hope you give him a nice Christmas bonus.

Stupid announcers talking over programs, man I hate that.

Black Cat said...

Dang! I love polished knees and shiny tonsils but unfortunately I'm too mea... erm, poor to pay the subscription so I couldn't watch you! ::sheds tears::. :) xxx

Welsh Girl said...

I keep seeing you on the Watch Trailers in a circus master top hat, which suits you rather well.

lee said...

I clearly live in the wrong country :).