Thursday 2 October 2008

1001 Ways To Make Richard Fret

Number 927: send him a bill for $598 for hosting his various websites for the next two years. This isn't so much a worry since I don't have $598. It's just annoying. Dozens of websites will suddenly disappear and nobody will understand why...

Number 928: ensure that Barclaycard’s online payment system hasn't worked since he was last paid, just to be sure that he now begins to panic about late fines.

Number 929: lock him away in an office, alone, for eight hours, just so his worry and paranoia are that much more pronounced.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dicky dear. You're paying too much for your hosting. Get Judy to searchthemarket.com or similar

Uncle Dick Madeley said...

Luce. You're bloody right! I am paying too much but I don't know what the going rate is multidomain servers with PHP and SQL. I couldn't believe what they're asking. I'm now stuck moving websites to cheaper hosts. Such a pain in the arse when I have work on a new series and Stephen Fry is coming around to challenge me at the Scrabble. He's apparently dying to try out a new eight letter work with a Z and an Z in it.

Richard Havers said...

A fret saw = lotsa strokes for lotsa folk?

Black Cat said...

Stick with Blogger, it's free!

So sorry you rejected my marriage proposal...

Luv,
Tatty Sumfink.
xxx

Misssy M said...

Woowoo Richard. Cover page of the Guardian Weekend. Somebody up there likes you!

James Higham said...

You've got it in one here, Richard. Mind you, there were a few blogs.

Monika said...

That's nothing. We got 18 camera infringement fines appear on our credit card in the last week...at a cost of 100 euro each! Lovely AVIS rent a car was kind enough to charge it without clarifying if it was our fault (which it wasn't). Now that made us fret!!
ps renew your website...I'll miss all the whingeing if it stops!