Wednesday, 26 November 2008

Oh God! Not Another One...

I don’t know how to feel about the day. I got up, did some odd jobs around the house, arrived in my den to find email awaiting me. I’ve trained Thunderbird to spot SPAM and abusive emails but the odd one still gets through. ‘I hate you’ read the first message I opened.

‘Sort of puts you in a good mood,’ I said aloud to the signed picture of Ricky Gervais that adorns the office wall. Ricky didn’t say anything. A rare positive for a day when all the omens are bad.

The rest of my afternoon was spent doodling and trying to write. I'm not a good frame of mind. I’m about to descend into a two day funk on account of a business trip up to Manchester. It is a city of many charms, fine art galleries, and some excellent restaurants. However, two days of proof reading the scripts for some of my future projects is not how I would choose to use my time. Yet it pays the bills, keeps me out of the house, and otherwise occupies me in these days of credit crunch paranoia. Yesterday was something quite special, which puts the misery of what’s to come into some perspective. It was so good to see Stephen Fry (you ask why is he always described as 'a national treasure' -- it's written into his contract) sitting on the R&J sofa. I had those cushions specially designed so that men of his height and buttock girth would feel comfortable when ad-libbing their way through their many anecdotes. I think the result was worth the effort and I encourage you all to tune in to ‘Watch’ tonight at 8pm (or ‘Watch+1’ at 9). Makes you wish there was a ‘Watch+n’ so you could stay with Stephen through the night.

With life being so hectic, I forgot to mention that I filmed The Eggnog Challenge show, which ITV are putting out this Christmas. As executive producer on the show, I had more creative input than I’ve ever had. I think the results will speak for themselves. A few of you have emailed to ask why I kissed Biggins on last night’s show. All will be revealed at the end of December.

9 comments:

Lola said...

I don't hate you. I am mildly fond of you. I love your writing, however.

Dick Madeley said...

Lola, I never once suspected it was from you. Glad to know you're still on my side. I'll be getting more writing done when I'm back from Manchester. I have so many ideas, just never enough time... Have I mentioned that I hate going up to Manchester?

bertas said...

Ah I love your doodles :) They actually look like something.
Mine are just really doodles :)

And none hates, you don't be silly.

Lola said...

Manchester? Yes, you may have mentioned it once or twice...

Dick Madeley said...

Bertas, well thank you. My doodles try to look like the things I see in my mind's eye but they fail completely. Luckily for me, they come out looking like something else. As to people hating me, you'd be very surprised by the kind of emails I receive. Being such a prolific blogger with many different sites means that I can annoy many different types of people.

Lola, I'll be mentioning it again tomorrow if I get a chance to blog. Why can't I just stay home and write and doodle?

Brit said...

Heh heh... the lamb shank is the best one so far. Precisely hits my funny bone.

Dick Madeley said...

Brit, honoured to have you visit, sir. Yes, I like the shank but I'm a budgerigar and pliers man, myself.

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