Dual Rectum Syndrome: A Considered Response

Since the last update, five minutes ago, I’ve had three more visitors looking for details on the practical problems of having two rectums. These are clearly not the same people, coming from various places across the US. It is leading me to now think that I’ve cornered the market on Google for searches to do with this most interesting medical condition.

To all you Americans wanting to know about having two rectums, I believe this is the place to be. I’ll have to see if I can get our team of researchers to find somebody who actually does have two rectums so I can interview them for you. Perhaps it could lead to the establishment of a society and we’d have conferences each year to discuss life with DRS, or dual-rectum syndrome. In fact, we’d hold it twice a year. Then it would be a biannual bi-anal bash. Bum bum...