For anybody still coming across this blog after all these years, I have a new blog  over here  and it is a Madeley free zone... Well, almo...

I just wanted to add my upbeat warble to the chorus of excited chins wagging about the next big innovation from Google called ‘Google Gla...

I've spent a good deal of my winter reading books but, more specifically, ebooks which are cheaper, lighter, and less liable to stain wh...

The 1st of May and I’m dropping by to do a bit of spring cleaning. Judy is still hibernating and won’t emerge from her bed of dried leaves a...

Happy New Year! And I mean that with sincerity spilling over in my heart. We had a simply fantastic New Year, as you will know if you've...

I can tell right now that he’s going to become a nuisance… I mean, there I was, helping Judy break the seal to an old chamber we'd re...

Phew! What a solid nine they were! I was out as soon as my head hit my Tempur pillow. My documentary (‘Richard Madeley Meets the Walnut Smug...

Apologies for the lateness of the update. I’m also a little bit bleary-eyed this evening. I'm just back from the Port of Dover where I s...

And hello Stan Madelyites! What that fool, Uncle Dick, failed to remember was that I, Stan Madeley, still know Dick's password to access...

Aftenoon Madeleyites! Uncle Dick here with your mid-afternoon media update. I’ll be on Radio 4 tomorrow morning with that blithering idio...

I always said that the media can be as cruel as the natural world. I now find myself saying that the natural world can be as cruel as the me...

What a beautiful day! I opened the curtains on immaculate blue skies and a verdant plenty aka ‘the back garden’. I also saw plenty of tits f...

As any good looking man with the world at his fingertips will tell you: life rarely runs as smoothly as your trouser press. Take as your s...

In a bit of a rush today but I thought I’d mention the official ‘Richard Madeley Appreciation Society Mask Competition’. It’s the mask compe...

You might have noticed but are too polite to mention a certain aroma coming from this blog. Dare I say it’s an earthy smell, not unlike th...

‘Hey Dick! Long time no see!’ I looked up and saw the postman’s face peering through the hedge. I just waved and hurried back into the hou...

‘Sex sells,’ said my friend who, for reasons of discretion, I won’t name beyond giving you his initials which are ‘ S.M. ’ ‘I’ve been giving...

Hello fans of Uncle Dick and casual internet lurkers brought here looking for pictures of Clare Balding's nipples (yes, you know who you...

Greetings my friends, colleagues, and fellow adventurers in the world of cabaret! Stan Madeley here, sitting in for Uncle Dick who is curren...

I’m breaking my self-imposed blog silence to point you in the direction of this book , which many have compared favourably to this blog. A...

Okay, it’s official. I’m crazy. I’ve now updated the Richard Madeley Appreciation Society three times in a day. I'm now getting emails ...

The surprise wasn't that I've returned to blogging because I haven't except for this one special day. The surprise was awaiting ...

Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday Uncle Richard! Happy Birthday to me!

I've not abandoned you. And I've not abandoned Twitter. I'm just working on a project of such profound significance to mankind t...

I found this while loitering around Dave Barry's blog . It is the website that I guarantee was missing from your life and it is my new r...

Hoping to escape the media attention I’ve been attracting in London, I thought I’d come down here to Cornwall where life is more relaxed and...

If I receive one more message of sympathy from a well wisher, I might well give in to temptation and dismantle a certain French super-mini a...

I have to ask you to forgive me. If there was a reason for filling Saturday’s blog with an unforgivable level of the black stuff, it was my ...

There was a large manila envelope waiting for me on the dining room table this morning. I recognised it immediately. I’d addressed it to mys...