I've just got back home from my meeting with the people at the production company . We decided that since it was Friday we'd have an early finish to the day. My mood was upbeat until, quite frankly, I saw what Dennis has posted to my blog. I'm now off to get a spot of late lunch but I'll be back to put this right.
Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that I'd employed somebody so cretinous as to write about darts. And I told him not to mention his stump but he seems to have done so on nearly every line.
Don't be so hard on Dennis, he seems a nice enough chap, and I think we've taken to him. Compared with midget ponies and murdered weathermen, it's something of a relief to read about a fat bloke and his darts.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Lola honestly Richard no need to be so harsh... he wrote about your stump and you write about your ahem member falling out, I dont see much difference either way :P
ReplyDeleteSorry just realized, his stump not yours... a bit of a slip there, perhaps even a Freudian one :)
ReplyDeleteOh Richard. Be nice on our new acquaintance! He's doing great! Or maybe you're afraid that he might outdo you?
ReplyDeleteLola, the picture of this Manley character way just beyond what I expected. I still haven't decided what to do but I'll bear your comments in mind when it comes to punishing Dennis.
ReplyDeleteBertas, my *cough* is nothing like a stump, than you very much. Comments like that only make me regret giving Dennis the keys to this blog.
Hope, I assure you that the man can't outdo me except when it comes to taking an inventory of stumps.
I must say that I'm left a bit confused by this attraction to the oaf. I don't know what he has that's so appealing.
Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that I'd employed somebody so cretinous as to write about darts
ReplyDeleteNope, can't have that. Darts and football are out...!
The picture of the darts man was a little scary first thing in the morning but really, he did fine.
ReplyDeleteSack him-hes rubbish!!
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