Wednesday, 28 November 2007

Can You Have Two Rectums?

I want to write a quick response to the person in the US currently browsing this site at twenty one minutes past midnight (London time). They arrived here from Google asking 'can you have 2 rectums'.

My expert response is this question is: yes. Yes, you can have two rectums. It does, however, mean that you'll probably also have three buttocks.
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4 comments:

  1. lee28 November 2007 at 00:52

    One of them isn't enough?

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  2. Uncle Dick Madeley28 November 2007 at 00:59

    Speaking for myself, I sometimes find one to be too much. However, I can't speak for every reader of this blog. I like to think that I cater to all, even those with a surplus of rectums.

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  3. Smoke28 November 2007 at 04:04

    And if you've got three buttocks, you end up in a Monty Python sketch...

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  4. Anonymous28 November 2007 at 09:43

    You are a deeply insightful man Madeley. The world opens wide to receive your wisdom.

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