tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post3513642128819915006..comments2024-01-14T08:50:45.677+00:00Comments on The Richard Madeley Appreciation Society: Well, Listen To My Story About A Man Named DickUncle Dick Madeleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-57960214880159598542009-02-24T08:40:00.000+00:002009-02-24T08:40:00.000+00:00We seem to have ironed out many of the bugs in our...We seem to have ironed out many of the bugs in our time travel machine, but I think we must have missed a few of the more obvious flaws... I'll see you in the basement in 10 minutes, Dick.Lolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08929723020089651115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-41459868464654808952009-02-23T22:51:00.000+00:002009-02-23T22:51:00.000+00:00MennardI know what you mean lol but I promise you,...Mennard<BR/>I know what you mean lol but I promise you, I am clean...Rosiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06482335102412437745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-79864387065018425392009-02-23T22:44:00.000+00:002009-02-23T22:44:00.000+00:00Never mind the what are you on comment....What are...Never mind the what are you on comment....<BR/><BR/>What are you all on? !!!!<BR/>I mean ...<BR/><BR/>Dr. Ethaniel Nightswerve’s Velvet Cudgel ?<BR/><BR/>In every reality, time runs at a different speed ?<BR/><BR/>Too much Lost ?<BR/><BR/>Lookin in the Mirror ?<BR/><BR/>Ravens ?<BR/><BR/>Its like being in the Betty Ford clinic ..<BR/><BR/>I think this is a case for DS Bradley Walsh from Law and Order UK ...he will soon sort this out with a lot of walking to the camera and a bit of cheeky chappy.<BR/><BR/>Back to the real world ..its time to get back to my job as body double for Robbie ColtraneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-2247993764114895052009-02-23T20:24:00.000+00:002009-02-23T20:24:00.000+00:00Rose, are you a talking raven disguised in human f...Rose, are you a talking raven disguised in human form?Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14939615996918019620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-16387903215038859752009-02-23T20:20:00.000+00:002009-02-23T20:20:00.000+00:00Simon, it's something I wish for every single day....Simon, it's something I wish for every single day. <BR/><BR/>Rose, I could never deny a truth so profound.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-23316613463832608822009-02-23T20:14:00.000+00:002009-02-23T20:14:00.000+00:00Gee guysYou nade it really complicated now!lolAll ...Gee guys<BR/>You nade it really complicated now!lol<BR/>All I meant was that the obvious answer was that Judy is the strength behind you.<BR/>pfff men!Rosiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06482335102412437745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-14378441372986782009-02-23T20:13:00.000+00:002009-02-23T20:13:00.000+00:00The world would be a much better place with a few ...The world would be a much better place with a few talking ravens.Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14939615996918019620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-35297619657713961832009-02-23T20:00:00.000+00:002009-02-23T20:00:00.000+00:00Simon, that is seriously an admirable trait. Too f...Simon, that is seriously an admirable trait. Too few people care for the old fashioned myths. Fact, detail, truth: all good on their day, but give me talking ravens and tales of the Norse gods.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-33890322592822548632009-02-23T19:57:00.001+00:002009-02-23T19:57:00.001+00:00I'm not a great fan of Lost. It's a Merkin series ...I'm not a great fan of Lost. It's a Merkin series you know.<BR/><BR/>As for being told, I want to keep that firmly in my own reality. Imagine you are seven again and you were told that Father Christmas is really Sir Alan Sugar while all along you just <B>knew</B> that it was Brian Blessed.Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14939615996918019620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-76741517293988451622009-02-23T19:57:00.000+00:002009-02-23T19:57:00.000+00:00Mennard, some do maintain that it's a chemical imb...Mennard, some do maintain that it's a chemical imbalance. Others claim it's something in the water. I hold that it's the energy of your natural celebrity. We are not made like the rest...Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-61054473212652311072009-02-23T19:47:00.000+00:002009-02-23T19:47:00.000+00:00What are you on !And where can I get some ?Will it...What are you on !<BR/><BR/>And where can I get some ?<BR/><BR/>Will it eventually kill some brain cells if I take whatever goes in your tea !<BR/><BR/>Your perplexed <BR/><BR/>MennardAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-2285986902474580432009-02-23T19:42:00.000+00:002009-02-23T19:42:00.000+00:00Simon, an excellent account of this strange phenom...Simon, an excellent account of this strange phenomenon. I've always said that it's me. I look in the mirror each morning (a few times in the afternoon and far too many times in the evening) as say, 'hey you, you handsome brute. You're so lucky being me or you, depending on your point of view'.<BR/><BR/>Rose, I've no idea what I should tell him. Except he should continue to enjoy this blog and my Twitters. The rest, as they say, is for history to decide.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-7982919562258825432009-02-23T19:37:00.000+00:002009-02-23T19:37:00.000+00:00SimonYou have been watching too much Lost!The obvi...Simon<BR/>You have been watching too much Lost!<BR/>The obvious answer is not that! lol<BR/>Come on Richard, tell him!Rosiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06482335102412437745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-75704682281652109892009-02-23T19:13:00.000+00:002009-02-23T19:13:00.000+00:00Look, I know it is you because you said so.This ob...Look, I know it is you because you said so.<BR/><BR/>This obvious answer, is it something to do with alternate realities. <BR/><BR/>I'm a whizz with alternate realities, I have my dried frog pills and a few bottles of Dr. Ethaniel Nightswerve’s Velvet Cudgel (a beer with very similar reputation to Bill Oddie's fabled buttercup wine). Armed with these I can slip between realities easily.<BR/><BR/>As everybody knows, everybody inhabits a slightly different plane of reality (which is why when police ask witnesses for descriptions of the offender, they never end up with two identical descriptions).<BR/><BR/>In every reality, time runs at a different speed - which is why you find these annoying people who seem to be able to achieve so much in a day while others struggle to tie their shoelaces.<BR/><BR/>So, by slipping seamlessly between realities you are able to operate in different rates of time and hence achieve both an Armenian buttock massage while still having time to knock off a quick banjo concerto, a couple of twitters and a blog.Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14939615996918019620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-92079472999482385742009-02-23T17:45:00.000+00:002009-02-23T17:45:00.000+00:00Feel yourself insulted then lol!Feel yourself insulted then lol!Rosiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06482335102412437745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-79263900366578514522009-02-23T17:30:00.000+00:002009-02-23T17:30:00.000+00:00An answer so obvious, Rose, that it would be an in...An answer so obvious, Rose, that it would be an insult to put my name to it.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-81655305659817271542009-02-23T17:23:00.000+00:002009-02-23T17:23:00.000+00:00You went on and on and didn't tell us how you do i...You went on and on and didn't tell us how you do it!<BR/>But I guess it was rhetorical question anyway... the answer is so obvious...Rosiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06482335102412437745noreply@blogger.com