tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post8812674781535709310..comments2024-01-14T08:50:45.677+00:00Comments on The Richard Madeley Appreciation Society: Uncle Dick's Guide to Mail Order HeavenUncle Dick Madeleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-44813310216446317552009-08-16T01:42:56.841+01:002009-08-16T01:42:56.841+01:00I find myself wondering what sports involve shooti...I find myself wondering what sports involve shooting and NOT guns? I suppose they're trying not to say archery. Perhaps they need to be specific to avoid the rash of returned orders in the great shooting rack debacle of '03? I was fully peeved to find that the string of my longbow got tangled with the drawer when I was trying to access my sod. Unfortunately they have an exchange-only policy, but the blanket with trouser legs I received worked quite well, with one bow in each leg and the opposite corners tied 'round my neck, I'm quite effective in my shooting sport now.<br /><br />It is indeed quite a wondrous catalogue, surely the result of divine inspiration. Da Vinci himself would have placed many orders I'm sure just to discover the fiendishly clever construction of these remarkable inventions. Thanks very much for the insightful commentary. They really should put you on the payroll.Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18285168678124538073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-28385872258464115032009-08-12T18:40:25.566+01:002009-08-12T18:40:25.566+01:00I can't take the smile off my face when readin...I can't take the smile off my face when reading your blog. Uncle Dick you are a very, very funny man. xThe Magician's Assistantnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-749255759086655682009-08-11T11:15:41.405+01:002009-08-11T11:15:41.405+01:00Josh, thanks for the comment. I had hoped that my ...Josh, thanks for the comment. I had hoped that my range of luxury goods would have had the comments flying in but it seems it's only the two of us that appreciate the Invisible Sheep Urinal. <br /><br />I think you're right: this would be perfect for the shepherd charged with herding invisible sheep. I can see him now, sitting on an abandoned car seat high on a fell, his cross-eyed dog seat cover beneath him, his blanket with sleeves to keep him warm. Idyllic, almost.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-16542557805281642682009-08-10T21:54:55.300+01:002009-08-10T21:54:55.300+01:00The Invisible Sheep Urinal is particularly useful ...The Invisible Sheep Urinal is particularly useful for shepherds. Looking for those elusive invisible sheep, can, I imagine, be a lengthy Sisyphean task that takes the undertaker on a journey far from the nearest toilet. Perhaps also useful for self-warming sheep.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01485851087678536641noreply@blogger.com