tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post8517552884041281343..comments2024-01-14T08:50:45.677+00:00Comments on The Richard Madeley Appreciation Society: Bottle My ThighsUncle Dick Madeleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-42696003388589047092007-07-29T22:27:00.000+01:002007-07-29T22:27:00.000+01:00Mr Angry can be found at the following address:htt...Mr Angry can be found at the following address:<BR/><BR/>http://www.iamlivid.com/<BR/><BR/>Enjoy each other's company.<BR/>All the bestPenny Pincherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00993473608935875834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-30301618306666907852007-07-29T18:02:00.000+01:002007-07-29T18:02:00.000+01:00I attempt to schmooze with anybody. In fact, I rat...I attempt to schmooze with anybody. In fact, I rather believe they try to schmooze with me.<BR/><BR/>I've not heard of Mr. Angry. Who is he? Does he have a website? I need more details if I'm to allow him to schmooze with me.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-44559830684012855132007-07-29T17:55:00.000+01:002007-07-29T17:55:00.000+01:00Dear Dick - I notice from this post that you are a...Dear Dick - I notice from this post that you are attempting to schmooze Bryan Appleyard now. <BR/>I wouldn't want you to miss an opportunity and would like to draw to your attention another blogging male. I'm sure you would get along very well. You may like to visit Mr Angry. He is nowhere near as nasty as he sounds. In fact you rather remind me of him.Penny Pincherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00993473608935875834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-4537283384800832562007-07-29T14:32:00.000+01:002007-07-29T14:32:00.000+01:00Miss Understood: disgusted is the only way to hand...Miss Understood: disgusted is the only way to handle such injustice.<BR/><BR/>Flowerpot: you're so right. The majority of giant jellyfish spotted in British waters aren't actually jellyfish but hip fat.<BR/><BR/>Thinker: there's much to be said about avoiding lipsuction, not least the fact that you'd be helping to kill cod in the North Sea who are dying because they find it hard to digest human flab.<BR/><BR/>Swearing Mother: you've now conviced me to mention exploding badgers on the show. It's hardly discussed in the media, yet causes at least one fatality each year.<BR/><BR/>Beatrice: you're right and I'm glad to spotted it. I dictate this blog to my assistant each morning and this isn't the fist mistake she's made. I've now given her a final warning. The next time you spot a mistake on this blog, you must tell me so I can dismiss her immediately. Perhaps she won't make as many mistakes when she has to support her poor sick mother on unemployment.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-81009731246904707072007-07-29T12:06:00.000+01:002007-07-29T12:06:00.000+01:00An UNDER-active thyroid Richard, surely..........?...An UNDER-active thyroid Richard, surely..........?<BR/><BR/>I didn't expect you, of all the clever people, to make such a fundamental mistake!I Beatricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15671136605194399080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-36620626397453690842007-07-29T11:35:00.000+01:002007-07-29T11:35:00.000+01:00Richard! Went to a BBQ last night, was standing ar...Richard! Went to a BBQ last night, was standing around sipping a gin and admiring the garden when BOOM! Bits of badger everywhere! If it hadn't been for your post re exploding badgers, etc., Richard, I would have been certain that this was the action of a terrapin* cell and made a complete fool of myself running round in a blind panic. At least, thanks to you, I knew it was probably due to rotting badger cellulite rather than other more sinister causes, so was able to reassure everyone accordingly. Total mayhem narrowly avoided. Phew.<BR/><BR/>I am so grateful to you.<BR/><BR/>*(Please see SM post, "Sh*t Happens" for key. Still not happy typing the "T" word).Swearing Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07277450057243928790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-91355635472792038422007-07-29T08:03:00.000+01:002007-07-29T08:03:00.000+01:00How fascinating - I had no idea that early liposuc...How fascinating - I had no idea that early liposuction was so dangerous for the operators of the vacuum - it just goes to show how indebted we should be to the early pioneers in science and technology.<BR/>Being a very lardy lady myself I console myself with the thought that if I should ever fall into the north sea from a capsized luxury cruiser I would last longer than the skinny ones - I may even last long enough to be rescued. I also float effortlessly believe me it does have advantages.Penny Pincherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00993473608935875834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-87914123894901486032007-07-28T17:29:00.000+01:002007-07-28T17:29:00.000+01:00next time I'm swimming in the sea down here in Cor...next time I'm swimming in the sea down here in Cornwall and I see great globules floating by me, I'll know that it isn't a jellyfish then. One good thing about this sodding weather is that I'm very unlikely to swim.Flowerpothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14102679179201725732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-68177840974726099672007-07-28T16:49:00.000+01:002007-07-28T16:49:00.000+01:00I'm disgusted. You're only #93 on the list? Who th...I'm disgusted. You're only #93 on the list? Who the hell votes for these things anyway?Elaine Denninghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10640829930815645105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-24698543157121521532007-07-28T14:30:00.000+01:002007-07-28T14:30:00.000+01:00I can assure you that one of Judy's best qualities...I can assure you that one of Judy's best qualities is her fearless nature. She loves nothing more than being lashed to the chimney at the height of a storm. We have the cleanest gutters in the street due to her tireless work cleaning them out.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-21559894526180553522007-07-28T14:25:00.000+01:002007-07-28T14:25:00.000+01:00Richard. I personally never make friends with any...Richard. I personally never make friends with anyone unless they ARE fat, as standing next to them makes me look more sylph-like. I will, however, make an exception in your case as the kudos I would gain from being a friend of Richard Madeley's would be fantastic. And let's face it Richard, who would be looking at the size of my thighs when they could be looking at you instead.<BR/><BR/>With very best wishes.<BR/><BR/>PS - Hope this fine weather has meant that Judy has managed to finish cleaning out the guttering at last - being up a ladder in such stormy weather can play havoc with one's coiffure.Swearing Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07277450057243928790noreply@blogger.com