tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post8096014368155990552..comments2024-01-14T08:50:45.677+00:00Comments on The Richard Madeley Appreciation Society: In Which I 'Cop A Feel' Outside Picadilly StationUncle Dick Madeleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-47424885106419974382008-05-13T09:50:00.000+01:002008-05-13T09:50:00.000+01:00I am sure he was in my masonic lodge though... wo...I am sure he was in my masonic lodge though... would Judy be up for a porking one night?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-64321182194583319772008-05-12T18:02:00.000+01:002008-05-12T18:02:00.000+01:00Dick, are you insinuating that I am not to choosy ...Dick, are you insinuating that I am not to choosy when it comes to the fairer sex? How very dare you. The reason for asking about the red stillettos & suspenders is because I believe I might have copped a feel of the same lady outside Picadilly. If she is one & the same then I think your winning streak has begun because she charged me £40 for the same pleasure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-66157396171769500292008-05-11T18:10:00.000+01:002008-05-11T18:10:00.000+01:00Selena, so good to see you're back. I suspect you'...Selena, so good to see you're back. I suspect you're being facetious. No, it wasn't the same bag. It could never have fitted under the table after I'd finished filling it.<BR/><BR/>Elberry, I prefer not to comment. I'll just say that the leg felt just a little wooden and there might have been a brass kneecap.<BR/><BR/>Lee, an accident. I wouldn't even touch Judy's leg without a proper invitation.<BR/><BR/>Sir Twitchalot, like I said. It felt a little wooden. Of course, I'm sure that wouldn't have stopped you.<BR/><BR/>Swearing Mother, you might have something. It might well have been her leg coming into contact with my hand. I will have to sue!<BR/><BR/>Mutley, I think it was the 43 other offenses that probably convinced the jury.<BR/><BR/>Thomas, it's so nice of you to invite me. I'll have to consult my agent. As for swapping jobs, do you really think you have it in you to work on 'Eye of the Storm 4'? What do you know about sleet?Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-12654337502158676702008-05-11T14:04:00.000+01:002008-05-11T14:04:00.000+01:00You ever want a coffee in Manchester, you should g...You ever want a coffee in Manchester, you should give me a call. I also work in Manchester and would happily swap jobs with you.Thomas the Wage Mulehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547760806103302822noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-69191615914625562092008-05-11T10:45:00.000+01:002008-05-11T10:45:00.000+01:00I gave the same excuse at my last trial but the ju...I gave the same excuse at my last trial but the judge didn't buy it. Bastard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-81074314673648889492008-05-11T00:52:00.000+01:002008-05-11T00:52:00.000+01:00Are you sure she didn't force her leg onto your ha...Are you sure she didn't force her leg onto your hand, Richard? <BR/><BR/>You know what these long train journeys can be like. I wonder she didn't invite you to the buffet car for a little light tiffin.Swearing Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07277450057243928790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-36512401861042768842008-05-10T20:13:00.000+01:002008-05-10T20:13:00.000+01:00Did you happen to notice if she was wearing red st...Did you happen to notice if she was wearing red stillettos & suspenders as you were copping a feel of her ankles Dick?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-29594992093429963022008-05-10T16:21:00.000+01:002008-05-10T16:21:00.000+01:00Yeah, sure it was an accident.Do you really expect...Yeah, sure it was an accident.Do you really expect anyone reading to actually believe that? ;).leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13562641539954768235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-28158362322379972002008-05-09T19:23:00.000+01:002008-05-09T19:23:00.000+01:00In these situations you just have to brazen it out...In these situations you just have to brazen it out: if she's hot, give her a slow lingering look as if she has deliberately put her leg in your way, and you're considering the matter. If she's not hot, give her a look, then shrug as if to say, 'not interested, love, put it away.'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-25870016722626538852008-05-09T16:59:00.000+01:002008-05-09T16:59:00.000+01:00“As soon as I was in my seat, I was forced to drag...<I>“As soon as I was in my seat, I was forced to drag my bag beneath the table</I> <BR/><BR/>Is that the same carrier bag Judy was last seen staring at over her cup of cocoa?<BR/><BR/>That would explain everything...Selena Dreamyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11629908887644614404noreply@blogger.com