tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post6974326288296176566..comments2024-01-14T08:50:45.677+00:00Comments on The Richard Madeley Appreciation Society: So A Toe's An Offensive Weapon? Well The French Think So...Uncle Dick Madeleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-71956044233539978312007-12-12T19:02:00.000+00:002007-12-12T19:02:00.000+00:00I did write a petition for the No.10 website but i...I did write a petition for the No.10 website but it was barred on the grounds that 1. I do not exist and 2. It was not relevant. That is not fair is it??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-22175033048436802182007-12-12T14:50:00.000+00:002007-12-12T14:50:00.000+00:00Mutley, well at least that makes one of you who wa...Mutley, well at least that makes one of you who was worried about me. But it would have been nice if somebody had started an internet campaign to get me released from jail. If I'd been a BBC reporter and this was Iraq, the Pope would have got involved.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-72607097761789867532007-12-12T14:24:00.000+00:002007-12-12T14:24:00.000+00:00I was worried Mr Madeley as a very similar thing h...I was worried Mr Madeley as a very similar thing happened to me a while back and I was held in a prison ship for a week.. It was no joke I can tell you..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-6028252656589031952007-12-11T23:53:00.000+00:002007-12-11T23:53:00.000+00:00Lee, more than Palin? You must give me a greater s...Lee, more than Palin? You must give me a greater sense of your preferences so Michael knows where he stands. You can't keep leading the man on like this.<BR/><BR/>Craig, you're quite right. Though he's not so fat, and only mildly balding. His tabloid output is rubbish. The car articles he writes for the Sunday Times are much better.<BR/><BR/>Mutley, how close you are in so many details. I can't say which but you should keep digging. The truth needs to be exposed. I do like the idea of hanging children from clothes lines but we don't need to use prehensile toes when there are such things as industrial strength bulldog clips and earlobes.<BR/><BR/>Selena, Jeremy says that he's overwhelmed by your attention but could you now move your camper van off his property? As for it nearly killing him, his exact phrase was: ‘Pah! I write a thousand words like that before I’ve even had my breakfast.’<BR/><BR/>Personally, I’m a bit disappointed by all of you. A man is detained for a night at Her Majesty’s pleasure and I hear not a single note of concern. I could have been whisked away on some CIA flight to some godforsaken East European country. Was nobody actually worried? I wonder, sometimes, if you're really here for me.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-27674995856132764372007-12-11T19:23:00.000+00:002007-12-11T19:23:00.000+00:00That did me a world of good on this f@cking cold n...That did me a world of good on this f@cking cold night, thanks!<BR/><BR/>You know your WW2 tanks, Selena.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-90484501804214292522007-12-11T18:54:00.000+00:002007-12-11T18:54:00.000+00:00Hello Big Boy! For what we have received may the ...Hello Big Boy! <BR/><BR/>For what we have received may the Lord make us truly thankful. <BR/><BR/>Even I, despite some rather odd personal convictions, had hardly expected so sudden and miraculously an appearance. I am no longer alone. I have company of a noble order. In fact, I shall always be thankful that I was born into a world where the lion - however reduced in number - is still roaring. And I’ m not just talking about your bawdy sing-songs - like "Lilli Marlene" - on the late-night drive back from the French Top Gear. Nor do I ever visualize you in anything less than a King Tiger Tank - or in a bearskin instead of an eiderdown. And if all this sounds starstruck, I accept that, at the end of the day, people will never grow tired of either lions, bears, or tigers. If they do, it’s the end of the world as we know it. <BR/><BR/>Again, many thanks indeed, Jeremy, for your splendid effort; ( it must have very nearly killed you). <BR/><BR/>DreamySelena Dreamyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11629908887644614404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-44654220112377034202007-12-11T12:56:00.000+00:002007-12-11T12:56:00.000+00:00Jeremy Clarkson writes a lot stuff in the Sunday T...Jeremy Clarkson writes a lot stuff in the Sunday Times, but he is having a 'relationship' with Bill Oddie. Richard found out and pressurised him (Jeremy) into 'volunteering' to write a guest blog, which has come about in unfortunate circumstances as Richard (follow me closely here) was arrested for poking his wife who was angry because Germaine Greer is living in a tent in their garden - with his toe- which set off Mr Clarksons diatribe. I for one had been wondering if there is any nation with prehensile toes and if the answer is yes - if we could cross breed with them so we could hang the children resulting from this mismatch on washing lines. By their own toes...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-10462843516751238042007-12-11T10:55:00.000+00:002007-12-11T10:55:00.000+00:00I think he's that fat balding man who writes horri...I think he's that fat balding man who writes horrible articles for The Sun. Or Mirror. Or something like that.<BR/><BR/>Seems to be obsessed with the British toe too.Craig Burgesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13491113085943796007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-45474353969876359342007-12-11T04:07:00.000+00:002007-12-11T04:07:00.000+00:00I fancy gerard depardieu quite a bit. I bet that h...I fancy gerard depardieu quite a bit. I bet that he has very nice toes. But toes , in general, are an ugly sight to behold. Who is Jeremy Clarkson? :).leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13562641539954768235noreply@blogger.com