tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post6804950339639354547..comments2024-01-14T08:50:45.677+00:00Comments on The Richard Madeley Appreciation Society: Bulldog PornUncle Dick Madeleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-9116661075691737732008-09-27T12:31:00.000+01:002008-09-27T12:31:00.000+01:00Barbara, we've clearly led too sheltered a life to...Barbara, we've clearly led too sheltered a life to have witnessed the misuse of bulldog clips. And I doubt if a midget would use a bulldog clip. The effects might be lethal. Unless, of course, they have smaller bulldog clips. Poodle clips, perhaps? <BR/><BR/>Welsh Girl, I hadn't thought about it like that but I suddenly feel a little uneasy about my involvement in 'Eye of the Storm'. I always thought there was a strange odour coming from the stationary cupboard and now I know...Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-21912223705926622842008-09-27T10:43:00.000+01:002008-09-27T10:43:00.000+01:00It seems to me that this is a 'he who smelt it, de...It seems to me that this is a 'he who smelt it, dealt it' scenario. I would suggest avoiding any bulldog clips owned by the producer. Quite obviously this is a man who has intimate and lascivious knowledge of alternative uses for his stationery when combined with his nether regions.Welsh Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12892102110682697495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-36280986018107887362008-09-27T05:33:00.000+01:002008-09-27T05:33:00.000+01:00Oooh, midget sex. Do tell! I wonder if they used B...Oooh, midget sex. Do tell! I wonder if they used Bulldog clips too? <BR/><BR/>I don't think I have ever seen that type of clip used in, um, an entertaining way but I have seen lots of different types of clips clipped to lots of different things not found at the office supply store. People will do some pretty strange stuff.okbyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13257795361298583422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-40002913338779648182008-09-26T23:52:00.000+01:002008-09-26T23:52:00.000+01:00Thanks Joey. But you know, Jamie only says that be...Thanks Joey. But you know, Jamie only says that because he's a ******* **** and should know when to keep his ******** ******* ****** unless I ****** tell you ***** and he did that with three midgets!<BR/><BR/>(**** this blog censorship from concealing my true nature.)Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-43830491375593807202008-09-26T23:35:00.000+01:002008-09-26T23:35:00.000+01:00Jamie Oliver revealed to Jonathon Ross tonight tha...Jamie Oliver revealed to Jonathon Ross tonight that you and Judy once cooked for him. A good subject for a future post, perhaps? Accusations of "fruity language" were also made by Jamie. I was surprised; any tendency to resort to coarse vulgarisms has been well concealed by the witty prose in evidence here Richard!Joey Joe Joe Jr.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09371797982115990153noreply@blogger.com