tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post5931864882235663937..comments2024-01-14T08:50:45.677+00:00Comments on The Richard Madeley Appreciation Society: Sex And The Purple MongooseUncle Dick Madeleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-18250547811477432322008-07-17T16:20:00.000+01:002008-07-17T16:20:00.000+01:00Oh lord do I love Ms Saunders. Although the whole ...Oh lord do I love Ms Saunders. Although the whole story sounds satirical! I would have thought Jen would think about alot of other couples before you guys!<BR/><BR/>That lip...I do agree. But we are forgetting those fabulous breasts.<BR/>That's quite enough.<BR/><BR/>Signed,<BR/>A heterosexual female with a boyfriend. Who likes this obsession believe it or not.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-62041191195259435862008-07-14T13:26:00.000+01:002008-07-14T13:26:00.000+01:00Mr. Madeley is allowed to be jealous. And for the...Mr. Madeley is allowed to be jealous. And for the reasons you mentioned, Joana...<BR/><BR/>I look forward to learning more about metaphors and limericks in your future blogs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-14727671636658684122008-07-13T17:11:00.000+01:002008-07-13T17:11:00.000+01:00I sense a bit of jealousy towards dear Ade.Might i...I sense a bit of jealousy towards dear Ade.<BR/>Might it be because he, after all, owns the sexiest upper lip (and eventually beds it)?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-13868463744772284032008-07-13T14:29:00.000+01:002008-07-13T14:29:00.000+01:00Marriedaniac, more to the point: did Jennifer's to...Marriedaniac, more to the point: did Jennifer's top lip wish me well for my 50th? I think not.<BR/><BR/>As to lampposts: I was speaking metaphorically. You'll find it's quite common among those of us with a poetic leaning.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-85832274746068552492008-07-13T14:25:00.000+01:002008-07-13T14:25:00.000+01:00Hello again... thanks for linking one of my favour...Hello again... thanks for linking one of my favourite clips. :)<BR/>I learn a lot of things from you, Mr. Madeley. For instance, I did not know that lampposts had ears. I look forward to discovering a lot more interesting things in the future.<BR/>BTW, did you wish Jennifer's top lip a happy 50th? <BR/><BR/>(P.S. I'd liked to see you on Fame Academy!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-30028131041741817302008-07-13T14:06:00.000+01:002008-07-13T14:06:00.000+01:00*inspires quite deeply*how dare you?(hi marriedani...*inspires quite deeply*<BR/>how dare you?<BR/><BR/>(hi marriedaniac!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-12094477943663115132008-07-12T18:46:00.000+01:002008-07-12T18:46:00.000+01:00But Marriedaniac, never have I heard a man with a ...But Marriedaniac, never have I heard a man with a higher pitched voice. As <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF0EGMXvgsI&feature=related" REL="nofollow">any random clip</A> from YouTube will prove. The man has been known to deafen lampposts when he sings.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-79990568825945816782008-07-12T18:28:00.000+01:002008-07-12T18:28:00.000+01:00I agree with Joana about the upper lip (hi, Joana!...I agree with Joana about the upper lip (hi, Joana!) but I have to ask... since when does Ade have a high-pitched voice?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-65860342174118752012008-07-11T00:12:00.000+01:002008-07-11T00:12:00.000+01:00I think Morecambe & Wise is out of the watch list ...I think Morecambe & Wise is out of the watch list now... for a good while!<BR/><BR/>I know. Your omnipotency amazes me everyday!<BR/><BR/>The upper lip is other worldly. I could make a blog and dedicate every post to it everyday.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-80597294938891837022008-07-11T00:10:00.000+01:002008-07-11T00:10:00.000+01:00Better to not be able to look at Eric and Ernie an...Better to not be able to look at Eric and Ernie anymore than to picture Ernie's face every time you make love to your wife. I think you got off lucky.okbyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13257795361298583422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-22847797934483379502008-07-10T23:53:00.000+01:002008-07-10T23:53:00.000+01:00How do you think I feel about Eric & Ernie now? I'...How do you think I feel about Eric & Ernie now? I'll never be able to look at Ernie's short fat hairy legs again.<BR/><BR/>Joana, I get around to everything eventually. It's what comes of being omnipotent. As for Jennifer's upper lip: it just drives me crazy. But not purple mongoose crazy. I mean lovin' crazy.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-78581950652510756192008-07-10T21:53:00.000+01:002008-07-10T21:53:00.000+01:00I KNEW YOU'D GO BACK TO THIS!!!I have been sitting...I KNEW YOU'D GO BACK TO THIS!!!<BR/><BR/>I have been sitting in the shadow for months waiting for this. HURRAY!<BR/><BR/>This was a hilarious read! Both of you are extremely funny and I loved her explanation for the cure.<BR/>And indeed she does have the sexiest upper lip in the history of Showbusiness.<BR/><BR/>By the way, the purple mongoose is the cuteness!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-13430498104842322382008-07-10T18:26:00.000+01:002008-07-10T18:26:00.000+01:00I think Judy's mongoose is cute & cuddly, I want o...I think Judy's mongoose is cute & cuddly, I want one.Watching Eric & Ernie will never be the same again, thanks Dick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-67827681821688853172008-07-10T16:11:00.000+01:002008-07-10T16:11:00.000+01:00I'm so sorry Lee. You are right. The web is no pla...I'm so sorry Lee. You are right. The web is no place for this sick and twisted little tale about a man cleaning his bugle and getting high on brass cleaner. As for the sex, the purple mongoose was a metaphor, don't you see? A metaphor!Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-25395999746292803212008-07-10T16:05:00.000+01:002008-07-10T16:05:00.000+01:00I really don't know what you are going on about he...I really don't know what you are going on about here. What is "sex"? I can't remember. This entire post has gone over my head. I think I used to know...leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13562641539954768235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-39138320565582335552008-07-10T01:23:00.000+01:002008-07-10T01:23:00.000+01:00Typing error could not leave on...I was saying it ...Typing error could not leave on...I was saying it was terrible to imagine you and Judy as Morcambe and Wise...not very nice indeed...Lets be anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06266065680474535218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-33693624494963091842008-07-10T01:20:00.000+01:002008-07-10T01:20:00.000+01:00This comment has been removed by the author.Lets be anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06266065680474535218noreply@blogger.com