tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post3445710055826529037..comments2024-01-14T08:50:45.677+00:00Comments on The Richard Madeley Appreciation Society: The Sting of WinterUncle Dick Madeleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-4101361182015015352008-01-13T03:26:00.000+00:002008-01-13T03:26:00.000+00:00Oh, Selena! Mock not your breasts. The very though...Oh, Selena! Mock not your breasts. The very thought of them will force many men to delay their sleep tonight. The merest hint of them has left me feeling more awake.<BR/><BR/>I should have perhaps warned you about Bill. My own theory is that he’s sucked so many bee stings that he’s become part bee. I don’t know how to phrase this politely except to say that ‘merrily the humble Oddie doth sing, till he hath lost his honey and his sting’. And you are, Selena, a woman for whom Bill would quite happily spill his honey. The only way to deter him is to rub owl droppings behind your ears. Being a nocturnal creature, he fears owls like he fears no other bird.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-75455894796322709732008-01-12T18:38:00.000+00:002008-01-12T18:38:00.000+00:00The next thing I remember was feeling a pleasurabl...<B><I>The next thing I remember was feeling a pleasurably erotic sensation about my right nipple.</I></B><BR/><BR/>I find myself doing this with Bill all the time. And the excitement never stops there. Only <I>force majeure</I>, he said, would keep a birdwatcher from carrying out his duty. Nor am I some young blonde bimbo with breasts made of polystyrene. Getting stung by a bee equals feeling alive. Fact is, the people who actually suffer most are your loved ones, spouses, parents or children and the like. <BR/><BR/>But there are ways, as I have learnt over the years, not to get yourself into that compromising position in the first place. And one of those ways is to be aware at all times of the stirring effect on Oddie’s libido of the bee-sting...Selena Dreamyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11629908887644614404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-59643597773833297012008-01-12T12:52:00.000+00:002008-01-12T12:52:00.000+00:00We've had the same problem in this country, hence ...We've had the same problem in this country, hence the reason for Bill's concern. I'm just happy that my nipple can help. From what I understand, it excretes a rare bee friendly chemical.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888062989539166264.post-48722991919611975202008-01-12T04:29:00.000+00:002008-01-12T04:29:00.000+00:00((I'm not going to ask any untoward questions abou...((I'm not going to ask any untoward questions about you and Stephen. I'm not. I'm really not.))<BR/><BR/>((???))<BR/><BR/><BR/>I think you need to make yourself instantly available to apiarists in the States. They've been in panic the last year or so because of Colony Collapse Disorder.<BR/><BR/>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colony_Collapse_Disorder<BR/><BR/>Your nipple might well hold the solution.AxmxZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08304725990705092465noreply@blogger.com