There are some days when I just feel like giving up. They are usually Tuesdays.
Stewart Brand
5 hours ago
Tuesday, 11 August 2009
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2 comments:
Don't give up Uncle Dick. You are undoubtably the finest comedy writer around. x
Thank you, Magician's Assistant. There's not much I can say to that other than to warn you away from my stew and beware the marching broom handles.
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